whoa bro you’ve never been to a corn maze before? well you have to hold my hand the whole time bro it’s like a rule. really weird I know but like I think we should follow it bro
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his friend: wait, what was mission number one?
leader: fucking getting here, travis.
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sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?
I keep thinking about that text post that’s like “don’t worry Mr. Skywalker. I saw your Chanel boots”
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Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]
Chucky heads created by Kevin Yagher for “Child’s Play” (1988) which show the progression as Chucky becomes more human.
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Anonymous asked:
You’re a lesbian and Stan Taylor swift Okay shit face
heystephen answered:
this is what god said to me before he dropped me on this earth
I think LGBT people need to be meaner again
This is the exact reason lgbt acceptance has been declining
The reason it's been "going down" is the resurgence of right wing ideology from the alt right not because some LGBT people don't tolerate the treatment we've been getting with a smile.